Hello sailor
An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,
' How am I doing '?
The prostitute replies,
'Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots'.
Three knots he asks,
'What's that supposed to mean ?'
She says,
'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.
An old retired sailor puts on his uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,
' How am I doing '?
The prostitute replies,
'Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots'.
Three knots he asks,
'What's that supposed to mean ?'
She says,
'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.
ha ha ha brilliant