Seen as all the presidency jokes are flying around...

Obama dies and goes up to heaven where he is stopped at the gates by St Peter,

St Peter:Well sir, what did you do on Earth thats so good that you think you deserve to enter heaven?

Obama:I was elected the first black president of the US, that itself is a piece of history and I think I deserve to enter heaven

St Peter:You were the first black president of the US? How did I not notice this happening? When were you elected?

Obama: About 20 minutes ago
 
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