> Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
>
> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
> * This kind of sex happens when you first meet
> someone and you both have sex until you are
> blue in the face.
>
> The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
> * This is when you have been with your partner
> for a short time and you are so needy you will
> have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
>
> The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
> * This is when you have been with your partner
> for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
> you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
>
> The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
> * This is when you have been with your partner
> for too long. When you pass each other in the
> Hallway you both say ' F**k you.'
>
> The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
> * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
> in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
>
> The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
> * This is when you cannot stand your wife any
> more. She takes you to court and screws you
> in front of everyone.
>
> And; Last, but not least,
> The 7th kind of sex is called: Australian Pension Sex..
> * You get a little each month,
> but not enough to enjoy your self.
>
> PLEASE, DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
> WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
> I have enough problems
>
> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
> * This kind of sex happens when you first meet
> someone and you both have sex until you are
> blue in the face.
>
> The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
> * This is when you have been with your partner
> for a short time and you are so needy you will
> have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
>
> The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
> * This is when you have been with your partner
> for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
> you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
>
> The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
> * This is when you have been with your partner
> for too long. When you pass each other in the
> Hallway you both say ' F**k you.'
>
> The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
> * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
> in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
>
> The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
> * This is when you cannot stand your wife any
> more. She takes you to court and screws you
> in front of everyone.
>
> And; Last, but not least,
> The 7th kind of sex is called: Australian Pension Sex..
> * You get a little each month,
> but not enough to enjoy your self.
>
> PLEASE, DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
> WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
> I have enough problems
