Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes
over to see him.
Mick says 'how you doin?'
Paddy says ' okay but do us a favour mate, run
upstairs and get me my
slippers, me feet are freezing.'
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous
19-year-old twin daughters
sitting on the bed. He says 'your dad's sent me up
here to have sex
with both of you'.
They say 'get away with ya.. prove it.'
Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'
Paddy shouts back 'Of course both of em, what's
the point of fuc*kin
one?
over to see him.
Mick says 'how you doin?'
Paddy says ' okay but do us a favour mate, run
upstairs and get me my
slippers, me feet are freezing.'
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous
19-year-old twin daughters
sitting on the bed. He says 'your dad's sent me up
here to have sex
with both of you'.
They say 'get away with ya.. prove it.'
Mick shouts downstairs 'Paddy, both of em?'
Paddy shouts back 'Of course both of em, what's
the point of fuc*kin
one?
i like his style 