Subaru.....the ultimate pussy magnet!

Re: Subaru.....the ultimate p***y magnet!

[quote author=briancollins link=topic=9842.msg119082#msg119082 date=1223243095]
Have a little story bout a cat from when i was young...

We had a dog who was a fussy eater and used to leave her food outside our back door in a bowl, our neighbours cat used to come along, eat the food and then sh1t on our door step and fook off back home.

this went on a few weeks until my parents got peed off with it, first my dad tried shooting it but the cat only got one bit of lead in the ass, the neighbours didnt know who shot it but brought the cat to the vet and everythin was back to normal.
Then my mother got some liquid to put in the food for the cat, the idea was to knock the cat out for a couple of hours so she could put it in the car and dump him somewhere :icon_grin: Problem was by the time the cat passed out he was back at his owners house. They thought he was dead so they buried it in their back garden.....ALIVE!!!!!!!

I'll never forget the little lad from next door tellin me he thought he saw the cat breathin when they were burien him :multijump:

How cruel was that :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
luv it!!!
 
Re: Subaru.....the ultimate p***y magnet!

put antifreeze in abowl of milk at the back of my house few days ago and then on saturday.......
bingo..fooker was in convulsions at the bottom of the garden!!!!
slap of a spade and a black bag and a wheely bin...
RIP FOOKER
1-0 to bucko
:icon_headbang: :icon_headbang:
 
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Cut a tree down in the garden a while back, but the weather got bad before we could cut it up. A stray cat decided it wanted to live under it and then dropped 6 kittens out aswell! I completely detest the fookers so put them in a bag and drowned them all!
 
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[quote author=markobucko link=topic=9842.msg119103#msg119103 date=1223245234]
put antifreeze in abowl of milk at the back of my house few days ago and then on saturday.......
bingo..fooker was in convulsions at the bottom of the garden!!!!
slap of a spade and a black bag and a wheely bin...
RIP FOOKER
1-0 to bucko
:icon_headbang: :icon_headbang:
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just broke me bo**ix laughing at that, fair play.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Jonnie
 
Re: Subaru.....the ultimate p***y magnet!

[quote author=briancollins link=topic=9842.msg119082#msg119082 date=1223243095]
Have a little story bout a cat from when i was young...

We had a dog who was a fussy eater and used to leave her food outside our back door in a bowl, our neighbours cat used to come along, eat the food and then sh1t on our door step and fook off back home.

this went on a few weeks until my parents got peed off with it, first my dad tried shooting it but the cat only got one bit of lead in the ass, the neighbours didnt know who shot it but brought the cat to the vet and everythin was back to normal.
Then my mother got some liquid to put in the food for the cat, the idea was to knock the cat out for a couple of hours so she could put it in the car and dump him somewhere :icon_grin: Problem was by the time the cat passed out he was back at his owners house. They thought he was dead so they buried it in their back garden.....ALIVE!!!!!!!

I'll never forget the little lad from next door tellin me he thought he saw the cat breathin when they were burien him :multijump:

How cruel was that :lol:
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Ok never mess with Brians oul pair :lol: :lol: lmao
 
Re: Subaru.....the ultimate p***y magnet!

[quote author=briancollins link=topic=9842.msg119082#msg119082 date=1223243095]
Have a little story bout a cat from when i was young...

We had a dog who was a fussy eater and used to leave her food outside our back door in a bowl, our neighbours cat used to come along, eat the food and then sh1t on our door step and fook off back home.

this went on a few weeks until my parents got peed off with it, first my dad tried shooting it but the cat only got one bit of lead in the ass, the neighbours didnt know who shot it but brought the cat to the vet and everythin was back to normal.
Then my mother got some liquid to put in the food for the cat, the idea was to knock the cat out for a couple of hours so she could put it in the car and dump him somewhere :icon_grin: Problem was by the time the cat passed out he was back at his owners house. They thought he was dead so they buried it in their back garden.....ALIVE!!!!!!!

I'll never forget the little lad from next door tellin me he thought he saw the cat breathin when they were burien him :multijump:

:multijump: :multijump: :multijump: horrible animals

How cruel was that :lol:
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Firstly i'm shocked to read some of the above stories about cruelty to cats,I'm a cat owner myself,but i think my moggy takes liberties with my leggy to the extreme!
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He's a very intelligent cat,i told him to get off d car but continued to sprawl out over d bonnet,we've had words since & come to an agreement :roll:

Taken off the phone.
 
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@Gary O When I seen them Photo's first I thought your cat was after getting some of MARKOTURBOS special brew :lol: :thumbsup:
 
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