Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate
on.
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour-coded. "
The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know I like engineers; those guys
always
understand if you have a few parts left over.."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.. There[is no guts, no heart,
no balls,
no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable."
on.
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is colour-coded. "
The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know I like engineers; those guys
always
understand if you have a few parts left over.."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.. There[is no guts, no heart,
no balls,
no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable."
Definatly true!!!!!!