Tattooed Willy

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A man has a €50 note tattooed on his willy.

His wife says "Why have you done that?"

He replies "For one, I like to see my money grow, two, I like to play with my money, three, I like having money in my hand and last but lot least, next time you want to blow fifty quid you can stay at home to do it!"
 
I used to work with a mad fecker, he would say this to the fairer sex when out on the lash
"I've got a tattoo of an Elephant on me willy" the response was varied but every now and again someone would say
"do ya" and his killer line was
"yeah put your hand down there and feel his trunk" :lol:
 
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