keith dublin
Member Number 161Full ISDC Members 2015
tesco installed a medical machine that for £5 and a urine sample would diagnose any condition
when jim went with a sore elbow,the computer printout read U have tennis elbow.
soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for 2 weeks"impressed,jim wondered if he could fool the machine,he mixed tapwater with dog poo,urine samples from his wife and daughter,and then pleasured himself into the mixture ,
whenhe tipped it into the machine the next day,the printout read :
Ur tap wateris too hard ,Use softener,2Ur dog has ringworm,give it antibiotics ,3Ur daughter is on cocaine,get her to rehab 4Ur wife is x
Xpecting twins, not urs,
get a lawyer 5 if u keep playing with yourself,Ur elbow wont get better?
thank U for shopping at TESCO
when jim went with a sore elbow,the computer printout read U have tennis elbow.
soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for 2 weeks"impressed,jim wondered if he could fool the machine,he mixed tapwater with dog poo,urine samples from his wife and daughter,and then pleasured himself into the mixture ,
whenhe tipped it into the machine the next day,the printout read :
Ur tap wateris too hard ,Use softener,2Ur dog has ringworm,give it antibiotics ,3Ur daughter is on cocaine,get her to rehab 4Ur wife is x
Xpecting twins, not urs,
get a lawyer 5 if u keep playing with yourself,Ur elbow wont get better?
thank U for shopping at TESCO
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