The differance between prison and work

scoobyke

scoobyke

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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.



@ PRISON @ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ PRISON you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle

@ WORK
You get three meals a day, fully paid for

@ PRISON you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it

@ WORK
For good behavior, you get time off For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ PRISON @ WORK
You must carry a security card
And open all the doors yourself


@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games

@ PRISON you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ WORK
You get your own toilet


@ PRISON you have to share the toilet with
People who pee on the seat

@ WORK
They allow your family and friends to visit


@ PRISON you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family


@ WORK
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required



@ PRISON you must pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners



@ WORK
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called "managers"



Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails
 
Paul v4 said:
I wish this one was true


@ WORK
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. :D
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Go and commit a bit of crime there and you will be delighted to know the worse the act the less work you will have to do :D Start with something small like wispa theft and work your way up to streaking in front of mary mcaleese, you'll be putting your feet up in no time :p
 
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