The Story of jonny, the Real Sharp Poker Player
Two couples were playing poker one evening.
jonny accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed jack's wife, Zoe, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, jonny upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, jonny went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. jacks's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, jonny admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you 500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, jonny confirmed that he was interested.
Zoe told him that since her husband jack worked Friday afternoons and jonny didn't, jonny should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, jonny showed up at jack's house at 2 p.m. sharp - and after paying Zoe the agreed sum of 500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction.
jonny quickly dressed and left.
As usual, jack came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did jonny come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Zoe answered, 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.'
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you 500?'
Zoe, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me 500.'
jack, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, thats grand so coz jonny came by the office this morning and borrowed 500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'
Two couples were playing poker one evening.
jonny accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed jack's wife, Zoe, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, jonny upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, jonny went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. jacks's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, jonny admitted that, well indeed he did.
She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you 500.'
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, jonny confirmed that he was interested.
Zoe told him that since her husband jack worked Friday afternoons and jonny didn't, jonny should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolled around, jonny showed up at jack's house at 2 p.m. sharp - and after paying Zoe the agreed sum of 500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction.
jonny quickly dressed and left.
As usual, jack came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did jonny come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat Zoe answered, 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.'
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you 500?'
Zoe, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me 500.'
jack, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, thats grand so coz jonny came by the office this morning and borrowed 500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'
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