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There was this guy who wanted to surprise his wife on their wedding day so he went down to a tattoo parlour and asked the the tattooest to tattoo Wendy (wifes name) on his penis.So the tattoest tells him to get it hard and he does the deed.
After the wedding is all over the couple go back to the room and the guy tells his wife that he has a suprise for her so he pulls out his penis and it reads W Y..the wife says "what the hell is that"? so he tells to wait while he gets it hard then it reads WENDY and she is overwelmed.
Two weeks later they go to Jamaca for their honeymoon and one hot afternoon while they are partying on the beach the guy suddenly needs to take a leek,so he runs over to the closest bush,and while he is there a big Jamacan guy pulls up beside him,the guy instanly notices W Y on the jamacan guys penis and says "I bet you I can tell you what that says" the Jamacan guy says "and what is that mun!??" and the guy says "Wendy"!!! the Jamacan says "No mun"," Welcome to Jamaca have a nice day"
After the wedding is all over the couple go back to the room and the guy tells his wife that he has a suprise for her so he pulls out his penis and it reads W Y..the wife says "what the hell is that"? so he tells to wait while he gets it hard then it reads WENDY and she is overwelmed.
Two weeks later they go to Jamaca for their honeymoon and one hot afternoon while they are partying on the beach the guy suddenly needs to take a leek,so he runs over to the closest bush,and while he is there a big Jamacan guy pulls up beside him,the guy instanly notices W Y on the jamacan guys penis and says "I bet you I can tell you what that says" the Jamacan guy says "and what is that mun!??" and the guy says "Wendy"!!! the Jamacan says "No mun"," Welcome to Jamaca have a nice day"