The Wedding Night

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Middle Lane Hogs
Paul and Mary get marrie but can't afford a honeymoon - so they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's
house for their first night together.

In the morning Johnny - Paul's little brother - gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom if Paul and Mary are up yet.

She replies - No.

Johnny asks - Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies - I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom - Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
She replies - No.
Johnny says - Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies - Never mind what you think ! Eat your lunch and go back to school ...

After school - Johnny comes home and asks again - Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
His mom says - No.
He asks - Do you know what I think ?
His mom replies - Ok - now tell me what you think

He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think........... I gave him my airplane glue.
 
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