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Octane Boostaholics
True story by a Man who was standing in a queue in
> Tesco's.........
> >
> > I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of
> Winalot in Tesco and was
> > standing in the queue at the till.
> >
> > A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
> >
> > On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The
> Winalot Diet again,
> > although I probably shouldn't because I'd
> ended up in the hospital
> > last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
> awakened in an
> > intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
> my orifices and
> > IVs in both arms.
> >
> > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
> the way that it
> > works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot
> nuggets and simply
> > eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that
> the food is
> > nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
> >
> > I have to mention here that practically everyone in
> the queue was by
> > now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who
> was behind her.
> >
> > Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the
> hospital in that condition
> > because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was
> because I'd been
> > sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
> >
> > I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he
> was laughing so
> > hard as he staggered out the door.
> >
> > Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
> Tesco's.........
> >
> > I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of
> Winalot in Tesco and was
> > standing in the queue at the till.
> >
> > A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
> >
> > On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The
> Winalot Diet again,
> > although I probably shouldn't because I'd
> ended up in the hospital
> > last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
> awakened in an
> > intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
> my orifices and
> > IVs in both arms.
> >
> > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
> the way that it
> > works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot
> nuggets and simply
> > eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that
> the food is
> > nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
> >
> > I have to mention here that practically everyone in
> the queue was by
> > now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who
> was behind her.
> >
> > Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the
> hospital in that condition
> > because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was
> because I'd been
> > sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
> >
> > I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he
> was laughing so
> > hard as he staggered out the door.
> >
> > Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
:lol: :lol: :lol: lol