STiBrian
Octane Boostaholics
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
the train stop and her son saying,"All of you b*****ds who want off,
get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds
who are getting on, get the f**k on, cause we're going down the
tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say,"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember
to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling
with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,
we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added.......... "For those of
you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat
b*tch in the kitchen
son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
the train stop and her son saying,"All of you b*****ds who want off,
get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds
who are getting on, get the f**k on, cause we're going down the
tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say,"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember
to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling
with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,
we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added.......... "For those of
you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat
b*tch in the kitchen
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