A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO, WHEN A BLONDE IN
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> ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS
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> SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
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> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS
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> TO SEE HER TICKET.
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> SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
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> CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
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> THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
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> GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.'
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> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
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> THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE
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> BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN
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> ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
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> THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
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> EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
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> SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
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>
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> THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
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> GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.'
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> THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
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> HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST
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> THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
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> THE PILOT SAYS, 'YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
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> HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.'
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> HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,
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> AND SHE SAYS, 'OH, I'M SORRY.' AND GETS UP AND GOES
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> BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..
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> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
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> ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
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> ANY FUSS.
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> 'I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO '.
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> ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS
>
> SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
>
>
>
> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS
>
> TO SEE HER TICKET.
>
>
>
> SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
>
> CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
>
>
>
> THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
>
> GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.'
>
>
> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
>
> THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE
>
> BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN
>
> ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
>
>
>
> THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
>
> EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
>
> SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
>
>
>
> THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
>
> GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.'
>
>
>
> THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
>
> HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST
>
> THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
>
>
>
> THE PILOT SAYS, 'YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
>
> HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.'
>
>
>
> HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,
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> AND SHE SAYS, 'OH, I'M SORRY.' AND GETS UP AND GOES
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> BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..
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>
>
> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
>
> ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
>
> ANY FUSS.
>
>
>
> 'I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO '.
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