scoobyjoe2007
Petrolheads
< at the dole office in New Ross a Traveller walked in to pick up his
> cheque.
>
> He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just
> HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
>
> The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent.
> We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
> chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
> You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will
> supply all of your clothes.
> Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
> You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
> trips.
> This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your
> job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
> mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
> A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc
> located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the
> salary is $200,000 a year.'
>
> The traveller just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!'
>
> The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it.
> cheque.
>
> He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just
> HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
>
> The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent.
> We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
> chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
> You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will
> supply all of your clothes.
> Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
> You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday
> trips.
> This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your
> job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
> mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
> A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc
> located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the
> salary is $200,000 a year.'
>
> The traveller just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!'
>
> The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it.
