US Army patrol finds 2 injured people
A US army platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious on the left-hand side of
The road.
On the right-hand side was a irish soldier in a similar, but less
Serious state. paddy was conscious and alert. As first aid was given
To both men, the platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had
Happened.
The soldier reported: "I was recce-ing the highway here when suddenly,
Coming towards me from the south was a heavily-armed insurgent. We saw
Each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag
Who'd got what he deserved. The insurgent yelled back that Gordon Brown
Is a fat, useless, lying, one-eyed porridge wog. And furthermore, Lord
Mandelson is a pillow-biting gay ba*tard!
"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and ponces about like a frigid,
Hatchet-faced lesbian.
"He retaliated by shouting that so does Harriet Harman.
"And, there we were - in the middle of the road - shaking hands, when a
******* bus hit us.
A US army platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious on the left-hand side of
The road.
On the right-hand side was a irish soldier in a similar, but less
Serious state. paddy was conscious and alert. As first aid was given
To both men, the platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had
Happened.
The soldier reported: "I was recce-ing the highway here when suddenly,
Coming towards me from the south was a heavily-armed insurgent. We saw
Each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag
Who'd got what he deserved. The insurgent yelled back that Gordon Brown
Is a fat, useless, lying, one-eyed porridge wog. And furthermore, Lord
Mandelson is a pillow-biting gay ba*tard!
"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and ponces about like a frigid,
Hatchet-faced lesbian.
"He retaliated by shouting that so does Harriet Harman.
"And, there we were - in the middle of the road - shaking hands, when a
******* bus hit us.