Womens lonely hearts ad- what they really mean!

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dossie01

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WOMEN'S LONELY HEARTS ADS
- What they really mean:

ADVENTUROUS = Slut.
ATHLETIC = No tits.
30 SOMETHING = 41.
FUN = Annoying.
WILD = Gets pissed easily.
BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog.
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-Husbands a fcukin nutter.
NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny.
HEADSTRONG = Argumentative.
ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic.
CURVY = Fat cnut
CUDDLY = Fat cnut
LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat cnut.
LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat cnut
 
PatrickBuzzin said:
NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is my car not classed as a new-age??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: Great
 
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