You might be a Subaru Owner if...

[Legacy RallyGuy]

Just something fun... Each person may add a few "ifs..." And pictures are welcomed!


... IF you're waiting for your car to warm up, not to a specific temp, but until all four cylinders are firing because your engine has over 200,000 Miles...


... IF you proudly hold up a certain broken driveline piece, to a mechanic... and they have NO IDEA what it even was, but are very impressed in how broken it is.


... IF you've confidently driven 20 miles on two flats, because it was safer than waiting for help in a scary neighborhood.

... IF a police officer passes you by, without stopping you for having no plates... Because he's staring at some strange modification you've done.

... IF you have ever told someone the reason for a certain modification to your car and the story involved "zombie" or "end of the world."

 

[gonzogicker]

if you can't take your eyes off of this and wonder .......................................Is that a real carbon fibre splitter?

 

[JAMIE-TYPERV6]

If... Your partner has accused you of looking more lovingly at your car than you have at her!

 

[Razor]

if you know your local maxol staff better then some of your friends....or in fact call them friends...

 

[nivek4209]

If ya have at some point lost some skin and eventually the will to live while trying to get seized bolts out of your turbo flange
And all ya waited to do was get that stainless bueaty back on to free up power and some decent noise after your nct arhhhhhhh

 

[keith dublin]

If you have a pain in your Bo11ox putting petrol in the thing.

 

[mac mac]

if you know your superiorty over fwd veichles .

 

[Murto]

If you spend hours thralling the internet looking up engine parts and upgrades for your car.

Liking more Subaru related stuff on Facebook than family or friends stuff

 

[Hammie]

you look at your wages every week/month and deduct 50% for fuel then try to work out whats left to pay bills with after you spend this months "allowance" on upgrades

 

[bandriszal]

If You are the only one on the road smiling from ear to ear when it starts snowing.

If You would rather spend Your night like this more than with Carmella Bing : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJZGKPKvYjs

 

[Legacy RallyGuy]

...if you have the same "symmetry-OCD" that the Subaru Engineers have... Everything must be balanced!

... if you KNOW wagons can be fast!



... if you're certain 2nd gear WAS there last time!!! [1991 Legacy Sport Sedan with 240HP... Doing AWD drift... briefly...]

And gear pieces become diff pieces..

... if THIS is the perfect date...
Start out all shiny, have the wife hop in *g/f at the time* and go for diner and a drive...

and Ending up at the lake for something dirty... KNOWING ...there cannot be too many gravel roads....

 

[Rob Spec C]

... If every time you get into the car, you develop superhuman hearing and start wondering was that sound there last time you started the car

 

[dannyb]

If you start it up every morning and your 11 month old son sit's in his car seat going bop bop bop bop bop bop........... your doing it right

 

[BazGF8]

If you start it up every morning and your 11 month old son sit's in his car seat going bop bop bop bop bop bop........... your doing it right

Fair play Danny

... If every time you get into the car, you develop superhuman hearing and start wondering was that sound there last time you started the car

Mate of mine drove a subaru for a few years,I said that about worrying about noises, he said just "get in, turn the radio up and drive it on ta fu*k " The car never let him down

 

[lloyd_flat4]

IF... your lying in bed and you can still here your rear shocks knocking

 

[JAMIE-TYPERV6]

If you start it up every morning and your 11 month old son sit's in his car seat going bop bop bop bop bop bop........... your doing it right

Brilliant Danny... My 16 month old little fella started making Pa-tissh noises in the back of the wagon recently... took a while to realise he was mimicking the BOV and doing it everytime I changed gear!

 

[dannyb]

If you start it up every morning and your 11 month old son sit's in his car seat going bop bop bop bop bop bop........... your doing it right

Brilliant Danny... My 16 month old little fella started making Pa-tissh noises in the back of the wagon recently... took a while to realise he was mimicking the BOV and doing it everytime I changed gear!

thats next on the list Jamie

 

[Legacy RallyGuy]

IF... your lying in bed and you can still here your rear shocks knocking

I have a fix for that, use a good grease and a syringe with it's needle bent to a 90 degree curve...


If you can tell not only IF its a Subaru from the sound alone, but if its built..

 

[Codders]

If... there's your old engine (or half of it) sitting in a tesco trolley in your room.. making for a perfect decoration

 

[AndyC]

if you know your local maxol staff better then some of your friends....or in fact call them friends...

hahaha brilliant