The following are genuine extracts from council complaints letters:
My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing on it
Its the dogs mess I find hard to swallow
I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off
Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls off my fence
My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
50% of the walls are damp,50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy
The toilet is blocked and we cant bath the children until it is cleared
Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces
The man next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous
I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night
Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife
My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing on it
Its the dogs mess I find hard to swallow
I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off
Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls off my fence
My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
50% of the walls are damp,50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy
The toilet is blocked and we cant bath the children until it is cleared
Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces
The man next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous
I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night
Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife
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