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my ex's sir civic was parked at the back car park in the square when she finished work and was heading back to the car she saw 2 scumbags in the car,when she let a scream they ran at her and jumped in a white van and off they went,they wreked the door and ignition barrell,no cameras,bad lighting and nearly ended up gettin arrested myself listening to the gards stupid questions,its a double sided blade,your f**ked if you do and without a motor if you dont.would love to find some of the wasters and jump them every thursday as they collect their dole ,any1 up for it :multijump:,but seriously really makes me angry.
 
:angry1: bastards shoud be :new_2gunsfiring_v1:
clifford black jacks as said is best also clifford can be set to lock doors
automatically when you turn keys to red lights so you dont forget
would be nice to set the f*ckers up and have a crowed around the corner :angry1:
 
I got me one of those Clifford and they are great, not only does it lock when you start the car but if you have passengers and they get out and you drive off it automatically locks it again without switching on and off the car as you can imagine you can forget again after you have already been driving
 
If 2 junkies jumped in my car with a knife I would put the boot down up to 100mph and then stand on the brakes (guarenteed their not wearing any seatbelt) ala Vinnie Jones :whistle:

Seriously though - It's a very good habit to lock the doors whenever your in the car - I tell the other half never to stop for anyone even if they are lying in the middle of the road - keep on going and ring the guards :thumbsup: And if you ever think your being followed drive straight to a cop shop without stopping....

I was once coming home from Cork in the B4 and a lad jumped out of a jeep and started to bang on my window when I was stopped at lights in Fermoy - I put the foot down and they came after me flashing their headlights - I could see there was 4 of them i the jeep and they looked a bit dodgy so I kept the foot to the floor and lost them for a bit but I could see them trying to catch up with me so I slowed down and got their reg and rang the guards - when I gave them the reg they asked my name and what I was driving - they then told me I better stop as it was a special branch vehicle :lol: I pulled in a mile or so down the road and got out of the car - they pulled up behind me and jumped out flashing their badge - I just said 'I know who you are now as I rang the guards but I wasn't stopping for you before as you didn't identify yourself' - he just said 'Your dead right not to, now mind yourself and take it easy' :icon_grin:
They then took off and gave me a wave :dontknow:
Never did find out why they wanted to stop me in the first place :ponder2:
 
P1 Alan said:
If 2 junkies jumped in my car with a knife I would put the boot down up to 100mph and then stand on the brakes (guarenteed their not wearing any seatbelt) ala Vinnie Jones :whistle:

Seriously though - It's a very good habit to lock the doors whenever your in the car - I tell the other half never to stop for anyone even if they are lying in the middle of the road - keep on going and ring the guards :thumbsup: And if you ever think your being followed drive straight to a cop shop without stopping....

I was once coming home from Cork in the B4 and a lad jumped out of a jeep and started to bang on my window when I was stopped at lights in Fermoy - I put the foot down and they came after me flashing their headlights - I could see there was 4 of them i the jeep and they looked a bit dodgy so I kept the foot to the floor and lost them for a bit but I could see them trying to catch up with me so I slowed down and got their reg and rang the guards - when I gave them the reg they asked my name and what I was driving - they then told me I better stop as it was a special branch vehicle :lol: I pulled in a mile or so down the road and got out of the car - they pulled up behind me and jumped out flashing their badge - I just said 'I know who you are now as I rang the guards but I wasn't stopping for you before as you didn't identify yourself' - he just said 'Your dead right not to, now mind yourself and take it easy' :icon_grin:
They then took off and gave me a wave :dontknow:
Never did find out why they wanted to stop me in the first place :ponder2:
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u were lucky lad they didnt lock u up and throw away the key
 
gretts-WRseX said:
WetPatch said:
My clifford would lock the door automatically as soon as u turned the ignition.
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about 2000rpm's then clunk door locks engaged
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Can be set a couple of differant ways ignition on or as revs reach
a certain point up to your self what way you want it, scoobymaniac
has the hardware and software to change the settings i got him to
change mine from revs to ignition on :thumbsup:
 
Maybe we should have an undercover Isdc meet in some of these car parks... set the conts up.. take out some resession anger on them
 
P1 Alan said:
If 2 junkies jumped in my car with a knife I would put the boot down up to 100mph and then stand on the brakes (guarenteed their not wearing any seatbelt) ala Vinnie Jones :whistle:

Seriously though - It's a very good habit to lock the doors whenever your in the car - I tell the other half never to stop for anyone even if they are lying in the middle of the road - keep on going and ring the guards :thumbsup: And if you ever think your being followed drive straight to a cop shop without stopping....

I was once coming home from Cork in the B4 and a lad jumped out of a jeep and started to bang on my window when I was stopped at lights in Fermoy - I put the foot down and they came after me flashing their headlights - I could see there was 4 of them i the jeep and they looked a bit dodgy so I kept the foot to the floor and lost them for a bit but I could see them trying to catch up with me so I slowed down and got their reg and rang the guards - when I gave them the reg they asked my name and what I was driving - they then told me I better stop as it was a special branch vehicle :lol: I pulled in a mile or so down the road and got out of the car - they pulled up behind me and jumped out flashing their badge - I just said 'I know who you are now as I rang the guards but I wasn't stopping for you before as you didn't identify yourself' - he just said 'Your dead right not to, now mind yourself and take it easy' :icon_grin:
They then took off and gave me a wave :dontknow:
Never did find out why they wanted to stop me in the first place :ponder2:
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thats one of the funniest things ive heard in ages!! Come back here and off you go :roll: :roll:
 
KENC said:
Maybe we should have an undercover Isdc meet in some of these car parks... set the conts up.. take out some resession anger on them
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Ken i like your way of thinking!!! :thumbsup: :multijump:
 
Nic spec c said:
Im starting to make it a habit of pressing the central locking button when i buckle up .
Better to be safe rather than sorry imo.
Too many opportunistic crimes taking place, jasus you cant even stop for a bite to eat now :new_2gunsfiring_v1:
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good habit
 
to be honest if 2 lil smelly junkie bastards got in my car i would play alomg a then do a vinnie jones and do the acid run on there face!!!
 
Stick this lad in the back of your car-problem sorted:
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P1 Alan said:
If 2 junkies jumped in my car with a knife I would put the boot down up to 100mph and then stand on the brakes (guarenteed their not wearing any seatbelt) ala Vinnie Jones :whistle:

Seriously though - It's a very good habit to lock the doors whenever your in the car - I tell the other half never to stop for anyone even if they are lying in the middle of the road - keep on going and ring the guards :thumbsup: And if you ever think your being followed drive straight to a cop shop without stopping....

I was once coming home from Cork in the B4 and a lad jumped out of a jeep and started to bang on my window when I was stopped at lights in Fermoy - I put the foot down and they came after me flashing their headlights - I could see there was 4 of them i the jeep and they looked a bit dodgy so I kept the foot to the floor and lost them for a bit but I could see them trying to catch up with me so I slowed down and got their reg and rang the guards - when I gave them the reg they asked my name and what I was driving - they then told me I better stop as it was a special branch vehicle :lol: I pulled in a mile or so down the road and got out of the car - they pulled up behind me and jumped out flashing their badge - I just said 'I know who you are now as I rang the guards but I wasn't stopping for you before as you didn't identify yourself' - he just said 'Your dead right not to, now mind yourself and take it easy' :icon_grin:
They then took off and gave me a wave :dontknow:
Never did find out why they wanted to stop me in the first place :ponder2:
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:multijump: thats classic Alan!!!!
 
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