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damn V8's! is there a flat-4 version, the table would be to low i guess
 
Like the photo ! :clap:

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen.
It said "Parking Fine."
So that was nice.

A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?"
He said: "My chips are too hot."


Two cows standing next to each other in a field.

Daisy says to Dolly: "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," replies Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!"
 
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Man goes into a chemist and asks the assistant for some deodorant.

"Ball type"? she asks

"No" replies the man "It's for under my arms".​

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

12 pages of absolute shite , ya gotta love it

i love subaru's and i think evo's are shite

there ya go and im still drunk

:D still am :D
 
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