So the Subaru specialist I was bringing it to has retired recently and won't even look at it.
My local mechanic/garage said he couldn't find anything wrong with it. It needs to be plugged in and I need to bring it to the dealership down here for that but the thoughts of paying another €120 for a tow truck is killing me and also they nearly ripped off my front bumper (millimetres away from doing so, was so lucky the car wasn't damaged)
Ideally if I knew someone with a diagnostic tool that could read my car then I could leave it in local garage and just rent the tool off someone for the day. Anyone have one here? Will pay cash ASAP